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Old 04-29-2009, 10:31 PM   #1
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Josh comes running to me yesterday morning shouting

"Mommmmmmm, Jacob is thinking about eating my candyyyyy"

Hello Josh I cant punish him for thoughts with no actions or I would be in jail right now for some of my thoughts.
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