Sniff and be sniffed.

"I'm sorry. I could have sworn I just heard you say that there are two!" Join other parents in their initial shock. Count the weeks, share your worries, and celebrate your milestones on the way to twin parenthood.

Sleepless nights. Sleepless days. Milestones, tummy time, teething and poop. No need to explain. We've been there. We'll get you through the first year.

Tantrums, Toddler Beds and Toilets. When your dynamic duo is screaming the brown note, come on in for all the advice and support you need to get you through the preschool years.

Eat your last meal behind the wheel? Do you dream of mini-vans and spend your Saturdays at the soccer field? Whether it's kindergarten or the prom, join the other MILFs in their school-age trials and exhilarations.

Riding out the hormone hurricane? Join the other parents of teens, as they batten down the hatches for the know-it-all years.

Are you a milk maker? Are you intimately acquainted with Fenugreek, oatmeal, and all things Medela? Come inside and join the other nutritional workhorses.

A place no parent wants to visit, but where many often find themselves. Share your worries and triumphs, while getting the up-to-date information and support you need.

Support and be supported. *Please PM Schnapps or email the_tea@twinshock.net for access to this forum*

Discussion and support for parents with special needs children. *Please PM or email WildTurkey@twinshock.net for access to this forum*

Earning your bling? Discuss the rewards and challenges of being a working parent.

For the hardest working parents in the world. If you bring it home, fry it up, and put the dishes away, too, this is the place for you. You must have at least 50 posts to access this forum. *Please email Charlie5@twinshock.net for access to this foru

Where our unpaid members can gather and mingle. Take off your coats, get comfortable and listen closely for the rumble from the Tea Party.

Do you go broke saving money? Love to barter, bargain, and clip those coupons? Do you have something that EVERYONE wants? Want something that EVERYONE has? Come inside and get your shop on.

Can you make a gourmet meal out of Spam? Looking for ideas on what to do with all those AOL discs? Can you bead or sew us under the table? Join us in Martha's cell, where all the crafty ladies do their insider trading.

Are you in dire need of a makeover? Love to talk lip gloss and the newest makeup tips? Do your panties match your bras? Lounge on a chaise in the powder puff and talk pretty stuff to your heart's content.

Ephedra got you high? Run more laps than a greyhound? Can't afford a tummy tuck or liposuction? Get your butt in gear & get in here. We'll support you through the sore muscles & hunger pangs.

Sub-Forums: BL Journals

You know who you are. This forum is for the watcher in all of us.

Do you love the smell of new books? Smoosh your face in them when you get them home? Keep a book log? Join us.

Sub-Forums: The BookShelves

Gotta jam out? Get your fix in here with the other ipod heads.

All about your home--decorating, landscaping, organization.

Introduce yourself and let us poke you a little. You must pass through here before entering the Tea Party. Try to avoid it, and we'll send you back.

Flame and be flamed. Nothing is sacred and nothing is moderated.

A forum ripe with Original Sin.

Political Debates, News & Hot Topics

Where we focus on one attention-seeker at a time. Find out what you've always wanted to know and probably a lot you'd like to forget.

All support all the time. Gives you a lift and smooths you out in all the right places.

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